Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
- When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
- When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- When you smile - I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
- When you are scared - I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
- When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
- When you are confused - I will try to use only little words.
- When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
- When you fall - I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
This is my oath. I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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Love it :)
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